Right. Let's talk about this one. Nottingham Forest versus Newcastle United. Sunday 10 May 2026. The City Ground. And honestly, if you're looking for a tight, cagey, nothing-to-see-here Premier League bore draw... mate, this might not be your game.
Look at the numbers. Actually look at them. Forest have scored 32 goals this season and let in 44. Newcastle? They've banged in 45 and shipped 47. Between them that's 77 goals scored and 91 conceded. Ninety-one. That is not a misprint. These are two sides who have absolutely no interest in keeping clean sheets and every interest in making the highlights package.
I reckon this is one of the most watchable fixtures of the entire weekend. Don't @ me.
Where Does This One Sit in the Table?
So Forest are sitting 16th and Newcastle are just above them in 14th. We're not talking about European pushes or title races here. This is the sharp end of the Premier League where the margins matter, the points matter, and a win on Sunday could feel absolutely massive come the end of the season.
For Forest, The City Ground needs to be a fortress. It needs to be the place where points are gathered, where the crowd gets behind the team, where things click. Look at the fixtures that have gone before and look at the goals they've conceded. Forty-four against is a problem. You can score 32 goals and still be in trouble if your defence is giving them away at the other end.
Newcastle will fancy this. They've got 45 goals in them this season. That is a proper attacking threat and a 14th-placed side with that kind of firepower is a dangerous one to underestimate. But then you clock that they've let in 47 and you start to think... yeah, this is going to be a match.
Goals, Goals, Goals
Honestly, the numbers here are screaming at me. Combined goals conceded of 91 in a single season between two teams. The xG... look, I'm not going to bore you with xG. I never fully understand it anyway and neither does anyone at the pub on a Saturday morning. What I will say is this: the actual, real, went-in-the-net goals tell us everything we need to know.
Both teams score. Both teams concede. Both sets of fans will probably spend the whole match nervous, excited, and slightly furious all at the same time. That is what football is supposed to feel like.
BTTS? Mate. Yes. This is the kind of fixture you build your Both Teams To Score leg around and feel no guilt whatsoever. You heard it here first.


